What do you do with someone who:

1) Calls you fat at every other opportunity
2) Pinches and pokes your nipple just to irritate you
3) Tickles you while not trying to pinch and poke your nipple
4) Eats 3 mouthfuls every meal and dumps the rest on you, expecting you to finish the leftovers.
5) Then calls you fat after you do 4).
6) Wraps her cold hands around your neck
7) Whines at you when her jeans are wet (like a cat)
8) Spends money on clothes she'll never wear or food that she can't finish
9) Loves to go Bangkok despite political unrest
10) Eats chilli and then gets a stomachache every single time.
11) Gets bruises from hitting random objects. Then blames you if the said object belongs to you.
12) Beats you at all the boyish games and brags about it
13) Has a sense of direction that is totally opposite...
14) ...but gets really smug on the rare times that she gets it right
15) asks you to touch her imaginary tummy, and pretends that its actually there
16) makes fun of your Mandarin at every opportunity
17) is a Chinese teacher but eats and reads angmoh food
18) leaves her rubbish lying around and waits for you to clear it for her
19) drinks less water than a bird
20) burps better, loudly and more frequently than you.

Why, you love her for who she is, accept her no matter what and tell her you want to spend the rest of your life with her.

That is love, isn't it?